The Daily 25/10/16;
Gloria dropped the ball and did not submit Weird Day 4 today. I could have kept napping had I known this. Clearly this has left me free to dominate the blog for the night. I really am so shocked by this I am at a loss for words. So lets catch up on something I have been meaning to discuss with Gloria the Cougar. Dating sites. The traditional ones like Match.com and whatever else is out there are old news. My proposal is to try some fresh untapped market. No not prison dating Gloria, I know what you were thinking. I also know you like those bad-boy types. Am I right or am I right? Anyhow, as I was perusing the local crime stoppers page looking for old friends what should happen but an idea popped into my head. Online dating naturally leads us to the Crime Stoppers page. I cannot believe that you didn’t think of this before. I mean, come on, every potential suitor comes with a photo, you know all the important details such as age and weight, height, and you know they are all truthful posts, since it is a third party posting the details. Plus, no skeletons in the closets for these guys! It is like the old saying goes:
Think about it, what other dating site can saying “you don’t look anything like your online photo” mean something good? I hear that prison dating can be competitive, if you get in early via Crime Stoppers you are also beating the crowd. From what I googled, Crime Stoppers is worldwide. And what a nice way to give back to your community by helping steer these guys in the right direction? Things can only go up from here, right? All kidding aside people, I really hope some of you focus on getting better mug shots because sometimes, and I am not trying to be insensitive, sometimes fellows, those photos are not very flattering. Please, give Gloria the Cougar a little consideration.
It is true. Everyone does deserve a second chance. And a shoulder to lean on. Gloria you can be that shoulder. I can attest you have been a great influence on me.
Love your neighbor. -Toodles (7 days)