The Daily 02/11/16;

Toodles are you ready for this, I just read a news article, (and sending the link to back it up) men are getting Botox in their Scrotom.  YES they are, at about $2,800.00 a pop!  The men want less wrinkles, smoother skin, and no sweating, well I can tell you I am sweating just imagining the end result.
And think what will go on in  the men’s room now,  will they be checking each other out,,, to see who got the better botox job,. it will be a show and tell room for sure,  Oh if only a Fly on the wall., oh if only a FLY!!!!
OMG Toodles I almost fell off my chair, the men’s room will not be the same any longer.
In case you think Gloria makes this stuff up, take a look at the news, I wonder about the pain?  Well no pain no gain they say.  ( Oh I do crack myself up sometimes)  Toodles
They say Botox takes 10 years off your face, well I wonder what it takes off the balls!!!! -Gloria
balls
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Earlier today I wrote out a long blog post on food and some other stuff. But I can’t find it. Cliff notes version, my apple was mealy.
My girlfriend and I often laugh over who is more competitive.
But I laugh more.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?
He was a dirty double crosser!
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing
-Toodles
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2 thoughts on “Balls

  1. NoteBook wishes to inform you that he requires no Blowtox to smooth out his wrinkles and that until yesterday he received (the answer to Toodles’ last riddle above) that Nothing from me. Yesterday we tentatively began a new project. Lots of perhapses there but then NoteBook is used to thatl

    Besides ennui takes far too much chocolate.

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