The Daily 20/21/16;

This is hard for Gloria to write today, my feelings were very hurt, Gloria is really a soft mushroom in case no one knew!  I was down to chatting with just one fellow online, and I really liked him, friendship wise of course, as he had told me he had me a very nice woman that he liked very much, we talked about politics, Trump, of course our own Justin Trudeau (who by the way many of you may not know but I had the privilege years ago of dancing with his father Pierre Trudeau!
anyway I digress, back to the hurt feelings, I had the feeling that Mr X intentionally hunted me down for a conversation every time before he had a date with this lady friend, I started to feel like I was the preliminary to the main event!  and of course he always comes back with a play by play of how fund and exciting their date was, Gloria has decided that she is going to be a Swinging Single, and no more online looking for me!  I will keep myself busy reading my memoirs.
So Good Luck MR X, you our on your own, I hope things work out for you and your new lady friend, but Gloria has no time to be in a 3 person relationship (PS I think there is a name for that!!)
Till tomorrow, Gloria is laying low and licking her wounds.
a small hee haw
Gloria
gloria
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A soft mushroom? Gloria? Nope. This is definitely more accurate:
gloria
Ahhhh. Now that I have that out of my system! It is Toodles turn to be ill it seems. And I, being Toodles, is not pleased with this turn of events. First chance I get I am running to get the flu shot this year! Yuck. What a wasted weekend. The only good part was going for coffee with WriterLinda and Gloria. So glad we did that girls. Lets do it again sometime.
Despite being ill I have been chipping away at these paper mache projects. Mainly today. And mainly the bracelets. It is painting time. Soon my studio will be ready and I can move all my creative messes up there and my family will like me again. Eventually once everything is sealed after painting I will post some pictures. Have some plans to create some creatures for photography models and also paper mached furniture. Do you see this? Are you paying attention? Toodles is predicting the future. You heard it here first champs.
Toodles was *gasp* shopping at the thrift store on friday. I picked up some funny books, “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories:, “The Quotable A**hole”, “My Grandma Follows ME On Twitter …and other first world problems we are lucky to have” and last but not least, “How To  Be A Man”. I will have to review these on here one day. Until then, here are a couple quotes from “The Quotable A**hole”
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” -Ed Bernard
“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.” -Demetri Martin
“America will never be destroyed from the outside If we falter and loose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” -Abraham Lincoln
“There is a reason it’s called “girls gone wild” and not “women gone wild.” When girls go wild they show their tits. When women go wild they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.” -Lewis C. K.
“An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring …I ought to know.” -Bette Davis
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5 thoughts on “Soft Mushroom vs Man-eater

  1. Gloria I believe a three person relationship is known as Triage as that is where one member will turn up when they are caught. Then there is the duel. However since we are a civilized lot I agree that the single life has much to offer and I do not mean online danger fields.

    Toodles? Flu shot on top the flu? No. And why do you need “How to be a man?”

    Yes and we got to see the model for crankyface whilst we had coffee. That was so cool!

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